Somewhere Pierre Maguire has just embarked on a month long bender. He's naked. And he's fully erect.
Saturday, June 13, 2009
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21 comments:
Thanks for actually making me laugh through the disappointment.
Although I'm not sure I have enough mind bleach to get that image out of my head, now. :)
"Now I'm a monster!"
Crosby.
Somewhere last night, Alex Ovechkin threw an empty Smirnoff bottle at a TV set around 9pm Edmonton time.
That Pittsburgh/Washington rivarly, along with Chicago/Detroit, is going to define the NHL for the next few years. Anaheim/San Jose theoretically could as well....
What about Edmonton/ah hell who am I kidding?
Danny Heatly is a monster LT?
Well, that pretty much squishes those Jordan Stall to anywhere fantasies... I look at the pen's roster next year, and if they want to make room (they stand at 46 mil), Stall buys them 3.5 mil; he is the fouth highest salary amongst Pits forwards. The other 3? Malkin & Crosby @ 9 mil, Kunitz @ 3.6.
We would all love Shero to trade Stall, but you look at what he brought them this year, and in this series... Kunitz is going.
Olivier - yeah I think you're right on - I believe they will try and keep Kunitz but I think we've seen the future for this club - the big guys up the middle three deep - Cooke, Talbot and Kennedy on the wings and then whatever vets they find to fill those last three roles; so maybe Kunitz plus two other guys who will replace Guerin, Fedotenko, Satan, Sykora
Crosby.
Sorry about that Baroque - maybe that awful image will help erase last night though ;)
It hurts to come so close ... but I'll recover. I've been astonishingly lucky as a fan, and it would be petty to forget that.
Besides, mind bleach or no, a laugh from your writing is always worth it. :)
I am just so happy that Matt Cooke won a cup! He is the best, squeee!!!!
(That whole statement made me throw up in my mouth, and not from the copious amount of booze I drank last night)
That said, (an Matt Cooke aside), congrats go out to the Pens. They deserved the cup, good job.
My text to the owner of Oilfans.com and a few other hockey fans, at 8:38 MDT Fri Jun 12: "Right now Pierre Maguire is having an orgasm."
Great minds spOILer, great minds. ;)
Gutter minds think alike?
Also true Bruce, also true.
Waiting for hbomb to comment with a reference to pie now.
Yeah, I could live without the Pierre McGuire images, thanx. His stark naked head alone is more than I prefer to deal with. Especially when the lips are moving.
Yes he does look like a penis in a tie.
Wrap it up already.
An especially apt comparison when he is talking about Crosby and he gets all purple with excitement.
And spewing---saliva---at the camera.
BD: What size are his feet?
And are they hairy and wrinkled?
ahh, cock and balls jokes
in style since I was 12 years old
When he was young McGuire accidentally had his head circumcised. Probably a case of mistaken identity on the doctor's part.
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